Colt McCoy's pickup line is "I'm Colt McCoy"

Hi I'm Colt McCoy, the quarterback for the Texas Longhorns.

If there's one thing I've learned while being the quarterback for one of the best teams in the Big 12, it's that the Big 10 is actually made up of a bunch of ninnies.

The biggest of those ninnies? Ohio State has choked more times than a porn star. Believe me, I know, I just sent half of their overweight, sorry-sack, get a life fan base to a suicide watch program.

Me? I'm gonna go to a near campus party this Friday and get more numbers than a phone book.

Hook em' Horns!