Pacman Jones cant even make it on Pros vs. Joes

The only things that are dumber than Pacman Jones is:

(1) a pet rock.
(2) that guy that got his brain removed in "Planet of the Apes."
(3) Montana Grizzly fans
(4) Mike Tyson
(5) The Tennessee Titans for letting this poor excuse for a man into the NFL.

Read my lips: Pacman Jones is a complete moron. Not only did his screw himself out of big money by "thugging" himself out of the NFL but now he can't even keep his head on straight when he's a washed-up athlete on "Pros vs. Joes"

LA Times sports writer Sam Farmer stopped by the set to casually observe a bunch of young never-weres compete against numerous pro athletes on the downside of their career. One confrontation occurred between Jones and former Holy Cross linebacker Dan Adams:

Anyway, Adams stuck Jones at the goal line, jarring loose the football. It was pretty funny, because Jones had been talking trash to that point, referring to Adams as "Waterboy." A few minutes after the hit, the two exchanged punches and had to be separated.

"He hit me 10 yards out of bounds, kind of a cheap shot," Adams said. "I couldn't sit there and not retaliate. You've got to have some pride and dignity."

As for the oft-suspended Jones, released by the Dallas Cowboys after the season, he didn't seem too concerned about how he came off on camera.

First, Pacman, you couldn't even be a WATERBOY in the NFL right now so I wouldn't be trash-talking at the moment. And I'm sorry, but when you're on pros vs. joes, pride and dignity go out the window.

And the funniest thing, Pacman brought his posse to the shoot, says a source close to the show.

"His crew of thugs were scarier than him...but he did bring it for the show...and he was serious about kickin these guys' asses."

Well, the only touchdown Pacman Jones will be making now is sitting on the couch to take a hit from a bong. True Thug Life.

The one guy I can compare Jones to is a former friend of mine who has half a Seattle Space Needle tattooed on his chest because he ran out of money halfway through the process. Wow.