March 27, 2009

We interrupt March Madness to remind you that Cougar Football still stinks

If you're Paul Wulff right now you've got to be enjoying life, not only did your former school get hit with NCAA sanctions after violations by you and your coaching staff, but you also have to figure out this whole 2-11 record thingy last year.

And if you want to hear how the Cougs are doing in Spring Football, read Vince Grippi of the Spokesman-Review, he's got a great sense of humor and probably needs it.

...Marshall Lobbestael, coming off an off-season lowlighted by knee surgery and an alcohol violation, lofted a perfect pass to tight end Tony Thompson during a 7-on-7 passing drill. The connection was good for what passes for a touchdown in the drill and ignited a celebration.

As in Lobbestael awkwardly sprinting/jogging the length of Washington State’s Rogers practice field in an attempt to chest-bump an excited Thompson. The ensuing contact was more like a clumsy man-hug than demonstrative chest bump.

Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2009 Washington State Cougars!

1 comment:

  1. Look at that photo. I saw it in the TNT yesterday. Wulff is the head coach of the team, couldn't they find him a hat that fits his head? I mean it looks like he stole that hat from an umpaloopa. Get a larger hat!

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