Epic Photo: Does he have a clump of dirt on his hand?

Even the Detroit Tigers and their sludge-ball throwing ways couldn't stop the Mariners, who won last night 6-3 to continue their hot start in the major leagues. If this continues, we're going to have to come up with some sort of tagline for the season. Here's what I was thinking:

"The Season of Over achievement"
"Trust us, we're not the 2008 Tampa Bay Devil Rays"
"Refuse to Lose... 100 games this year"
"The not really conceivable dream"
"The Amazing M's"
"The season that Griffey built... by batting .200"

Any suggestions?