Good God! Is that the Sounders FC Music?

It's Saturday, meaning that I'll be wearing my Sounders FC t-shirt even though the game is in Chicago.

By the way, in true soccer fashion, the Sounders are playing a team that is 2-0-4. That means that the Fire's fans have had to go through four draws already. How do you get excited for that? Do you chant "We're just as good as everyone else!"

or

"We'll score just as many goals as you!"

or

"Go Fire! Just don't go hard enough to win!"

I mean they're second in the Eastern Conference standings with 10 points with just two wins. So it's been a successful season, but also a weird season so far for them.

Anyways, SCARVES UP. Now I'm going to go down a half-gallon of hashbrowns at the Swinging Doors.