Ways not to mow the lawn

Maybe the photo on the right illustrates just how lazy Americans have become, and is yet another example of our impending doom.

I mean, mowing the lawn takes a lot of energy, right? Standing there, pushing a small engine back and forth. You might break a sweat doing it. Heavens!

Luckily the Rooter Scooter comes into play and all this lady has to worry about is checking her diabetes afterwards. I do have one question about all this though. Does she have to clean off her scooter when all the grass gets on it?

If you want to mow the lawn like a real american, I suggest you just buy one of these  lawn mowers.