So Alabama won last night and the nation lost

So Alabama won the BCS National Championship game last night in a game so bad, many tuned out to watch "Everybody loves Raymond and not college football." The Notre Dame Irish prepared for the game by apparently drinking all week before their game and showing up s-canned at the game. That's the only thing that could explain the 28-0 margin that the Tide rolled up before halftime.

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In other words, the Irish haven't had this bad of night since the potato famine. But don't worry folks! There were still some entertaining things you can pull from this dumpster fire of a game and postseason system. Look at this...

1. Drunk Irish fans think the refs screwed them - Of course it was the refs. Despite getting waterboarded 42-14, some Notre Dame faithful thought Alabama slipped the referee a $20 or something. In other words, Irish fans have become Seahawks fans.

2. Kate Upton makes an Irish-JETS joke - I mean its so easy right now. Did you see the Irish play? They looked like a team with a leprechaun at QB. At least they'll get Tim Tebow next season...

3. Funny Alabama fans - HONEY! WE'RE GOING TO WALMART TO GET A PHOTO WITH THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY! YEHAWWW BECAUSE THIS IS ALABAMA WHERE WE SPEND MORE MONEY ON FOOTBALL THEN BASIC INFRASTRUCTURE.

4. Brent Musburger wants Alabama QB's girlfriend - Oh come on, who didn't give Brent his meds before the game. Good gawd. Anyone want to make a guess on Miss Alabama's reading level.

5. And the SEC will get bragging rights again for college football - But then you realize, SEC fans are these people...