Since everyone pretty much wants 2008 to leave and not wave goodbye, lets run down what celebrities are doing for new years resolutions...Charles Barkley - Dropping D-Wade from my Top-5 and adding Rodney Stuckey. Also should probably avoid any speakeasys while I'm at it.
Al Gore - Forget American Politics, I'm going to push my agenda of Man-Bear-Pig onto the Church of England now. Woo doggie!
Vladimir Putin - I need to figure out which country I should invade first. Really, Alaska is looking pretty nice at the moment.
George W. Bush - Finish up Halo 3, I've been playing it so much these past couple months I really need to finish up before I have to go back to work with that inauguration thingy.
Gov. Rod Blogojevich - Hmmm, I really need to act like a bigger douchebag.
Brett Favre - To confuse people to no end about whether or not I'm going to retire this off-season.
Tony Romo - To win a Super Bow... oh wait. Nevermind.
Rick Reilly - To finally put an end to Bill Simmons' non-journalist ways. HE'S A BLOGGER! A BLOGGER! Meanwhile, I'm an 800-word quirky story stud. NOT A BLOGGER. BILL SIMMONS IS A BLOGGER!
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