Best Facebook status

Yesterday I wrote about how the Philadelphia Eagles fired a worker because of his Facebook status. Well, that got me thinking, what are some of the best Facebook statuses ever?

And since Brandon and I seem to like the Top 10 lists lately, here's the Top 10 Facebook status list (the status is of Hank):

10. Hank is on Facebook instead of doing work. Hope his boss doesn't come by.

9. Hank wrote on your wall. Now you need to repaint your wall.

8. Hank is Batman.

7. Hank feels stupid when he writes the word banana. Its like, how many na’s are on this thing? ‘Cause I’m like ‘Bana … keep going. Bananana … dang.

6. Hank logged in and saw you logged in. Then I logged off and logged in 2 hours again - you were still logged in. Get A Life!

5. Hank used to play sports. Then he realized you can buy trophies. Now he’s good at everything.

4. Hank is staring at his facebook waiting for messages to arrive.

3. Hank was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when he realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly-swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.

2. Hank likes fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. If someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like ‘Huh? What the heck is this?’, but if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like ‘This is nice!'

1. Hank saw a guy at a party wearing a leather jacket and he thought, ‘That is cool.’ But then he saw another guy wearing a leather vest and he thought, ‘That is not cool’. Then he figured it out: ‘Cool’ is all about leather sleeves.