Wife: "Hey honey, did you know it was our anniversary tonight?"Husband: "Oh yeah, yeah! I even recorded your favorite TV show, NCIS, for tonight. Happy Anniversary"
Wife: - Glares, throws silverware and cursing -
Husband: "Um... well actually forget about NCIS, I got us something even better. Dinner Reservations!"
Wife: "Where?"
Husband: "Applebees!"
Wife: "We're so divorced..."
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