Reasons why you're still single... Best Buy Guy

Why is it that whenever I'm just looking at computers you're johnny on the stop to tell me the latest deals but when I actually want to purchase a computer you're hanging out with the 45-year old cougar in customer returns? Nevermind you're making a customer wait for 15-20 minutes for no good reason.

Then you try to sell me roughly 150 dollars worth of crap "optimization"  that doesn't mean diddly poo, and I cave because I don't want to seem like a computer newb even though I have no clue what the hell you're talking about.

Then you dissapear for another 30 minutes, show up, toss me a slightly crunched laptop box and send me on my way.

Thanks Best Buy! I hope your stores get fire-bombed.