What the hell is this Tablet thingy?

Have you seen this crap Apple is coming out with? Look to your right at the next big thing for hipsters with black-rimmed glasses. The Apple Tablet - which is basically the further transition of reality into Star Trek: The Next Generation - has one button and a big touch screen.

That's right, if you want to right click, you're f-ed.

After months of hype and rumour-mongering that only seemed to get more intense the more tight-lipped Apple executives became, Jobs stepped on to a San Francisco stage yesterday to declare the opening of a whole new category of electronic device. Halfway between a smartphone and a portable computer, the touchscreen-operated iPad will provide a whole new way to buy books and newspapers, play games, watch films and TV shows and surf the web, he said.

"We want to kick off 2010 by introducing a truly magical and revolutionary product," he said. "It's so much more intimate than a laptop and so much more capable than a smart phone."

If I see one of those... I'm spilling coffee on it.