What did you accomplish today? Anything of importance? What if you can't tell? Well, here is the easy and useful guide to see if you got anything done today. If you answer yes to any of these, congratulations, you have wasted your day. But don't worry, we at Just South of North have the solution to your problem.
1. You spent the whole day waiting for the NASCAR race to begin: the race was rain delayed. Supposed to start at 2:30 CST. At 8:40 CST FOX gave up and just started playing The Simpsons.
Solution: The Simpsons RULE!
2. You worked on homework all day: College seems to always have more homework to do. No matter how hard you work, you can never get it all done.
Solution: Drop out and move to California to sell mangos on the beach.
3. You spent all day downloading music to your new Ipod from CDs and the Internet: yeah, that is a very time consuming event.
Solution: Sell your Ipod and buy a Walkman. Remember Walkmans? Those were so amazing.
4. You spent all day cleaning house: first of all, who does that? Second of all, why do that?
Solution: Shove the mess to the sides of the room so you have a path around the house.
5. You layed on the floor, avoiding the light: maybe you live in your parents basement, maybe you have a hangover, maybe you are a vampire. Either way, lame.
Solution: Video games. They solve everything.
6. You wasted all day trying to come up with a blog idea, and this is all you have: yeah, maybe the next one will be better.
Solution: Read Just South of North everyday.
Oh, and tomorrow is Monday. Sure to be worse than no matter what you did today.
The Simpsons were taken off a Venezuelan television station because it was said to be inappropriate for children. As a replacement during the 11 A.M. time slot, they now will play Baywatch: Hawaii.
