
So when most of us go home for the holidays, we're at the viewing mercy of whatever our family wants to watch. I'm blessed to have a most graceful family that lets me sit in front of the television and watch football over Thanksgiving, even if the
Seahawks are getting their butts kicked, and yell, scream, cuss and have the occasional mild turkey-induced heart attack.
However, there is one show that they like that I simply must refrain from watching:
CSI:Miami.
Now I'm not a big
CSI fan in general, but I will concede that the original
CSI is very watchable and can see why people have gotten so hooked on it. The characters work well together and you actually care how they end up.
CSI: Miami though has me wishing that the main character, Horatio
Caine (played by David Caruso) would meet his untimely demise by virtue of some sort of horrible
woodchipper accident. Caruso delivers every line like it's life or death, a form of over-acting that's only surpassed by William
Shatner.
And combine that with writing that obviously has come from the finest that an elementary school has to offer and you have lines like this...
(Imagine this being delivered in a raspy voice akin to Batman from "The Dark Knight"
"The ONLY way you CAN honor her DEATH is to FORGIVE yourself."
And then throw in ridiculous plots like a vaporizing gun that has made its way to Miami, complete with guys actually
disintegrating "Star Trek" style, and all attempt of belief by the view is out the window.
The rest of the cast is
forgettable, REALLY
forgettable. Just collect your average stereotypes from Cop shows and you have yourself the rest of the cast of
CSI:Miami.
Blah, I'm just going to watch Law And Order: This is actually the 14
th variation of the show unit.