A wedding is all about the cake

First off, I'd like to say that Montana has Internet. Sure I had to climb to the top of a ridge and cover myself in aluminum foil. Thanks to this, I have been able to catch a slight signal.

Today I have to attend a wedding. And since I have yet to see the cake, I'll judge these peoples wedding cakes.


This is James Bond. This cake is epic.



This is a purple spaceship thingy. This cake is not epic.



If this cake doesn't scream classy, I don't know what will.


A cake that is a replica of the bride. Creepy!


I have a very strong feeling that this wedding will not be lasting.



This cake looks like something Brandon and I would bake. Please notice the KFC cup in the background.