April Fools pranks that might go a little far

Happy April Fool's Day! I've already poisoned Casey's coffee! Let's hope he reads this before he takes a drink. Anyways, here are some April Fool's jokes that you should probably avoid for fear of ruining your life, or someone else's life.

1. Firing all your employees and then telling them a week later that you were just kidding.

2. If you're a Doctor, telling a patient that they have an incurable disease and that they have less than a week to live. And tell them that its contagious and all their family members have it too.

3. Tell WSU fans that they just hired Coach K.

4. Remove your friends tires on his car and put it on cinder blocks. Make sure that April 1st is also the day they'll need to be on time to a job interview after being out of work for three months.

5. Replace somebody's mouthwash with gasoline.

6. Poisonous snake... if it's somehow involved, it's a bad idea.

7. Shrink all your best friend's clothes so they can't fit into anything. Make sure it's there entire wardrobe so they'll have to replace every single article of clothing.

8. Penny, electrical socket and a glass of water.

9. Male stripper to a nunnery.

10. Splice portions of movies playing at cinemas around Spokane with sections of the Gonzaga-UNC game last week.