1. There's a lot of Southern people in Detroit that like big-armed Georgia quarterbacks right?
2. I'm really glad that I can finally play for a really, really good college football team.
3. At least the $41.7 million will be able to cover all my medical bills after I'm sacked into oblivion.
4. A-rod told me that this was the best possible career move. This - and kissing a mirror.
5. I'm glad the Lions signed Ryan Leaf as my life coach for this upcoming season.
6. At least there's plenty of convenience stores that have Old English 40s on tap.
7. I officially have more money than the Ford Motor Company now.
8. Now I can finally concentrate on my poetry career.
9. I hope I'm rate above an 80 on Madden 10
10. DAMMIT ALL TO HELL! I'M PLAYING FOR THE FREAKIN' LIONS. I WOULD HAVE MUCH RATHER PLAYED TO WIN THE GAME FOR HERM EDWARDS AND THE TORONTO ARGONAUTS THAN PLAY FOR THE LIONS. I WILL BE COACHING HIGH SCHOOL FOOTBALL IN IDAHO IN ABOUT FOUR YEARS. AHHHHHH!
