Since it's a wonderful, chilly morning in Spokane, I've decided you write up a cheery article about that little thing we like to call the "economy" which has apparently decided to go to Weight Watchers here recently.You know it's a bad economy when...
1. The local newspaper publishes an article that talks about the good old times during "The Great Depression". What a wonderful pick-me-up!
2. Debbie Downer is a motivational speaker.
3. Wall Street brokers are now shopping at Walmart.
4. Auto Makers are now thinking that making gas-guzzling vehicles that nobody wants might be a bad idea. A clue, Sherlock!
5. Immigrants are saying "You know what? I think I'm actually good here."
6. David Letterman's Top Ten List has been trimmed down to eight because of budget concerns.
7. Monday Night Football is just Monday Night now. However, happy hour at bars still remain during the game.
8. CEO's have to cancel that space tourist trip they were planning.
9. Monster Trucks have been scaled down to "Pretty Big Trucks."
10. NASCAR is now racing with hybrids.
Any other suggestions?
