What to buy for your stupid friend this Christmas

Lets face it. We've all had that really stupid friend that always seems to get themselves in trouble. They're also usually really hard to buy gifts for because other than throwing up in a garbage can outside of a bar or hitting on an underaged girl, you're not quite sure what they actually do. Don't worry, we've been researching a bunch of stuff here at Just South of North (actually Casey just went to Walmart) and we've got you absolutely covered.

1. Zombie apocalypse kit in a sardine can - After watching a bunch of zombie movies, I've concluded that the only people that will survive the zombie apocalypse are complete morons. Here's a zombie apocalypse kit in a sardine can. That should help them when they find their one true calling in life... killing zombies.

2. Lost waller and keys finder - Does your friend keep losing his crap everywhere. Do constantly find yourself waiting while he stumbles around trying to figure out where he dropped his wallet after he downed four rum and cokes? Fear not, this will shorten the search.

3. Carbon Monoxide Test Kit - Your friend always talks about how he likes to leave the car running in the garage or that his muffler seems a bit louder than normal. We all know what happens next, maybe kindly hint that he shouldn't be sitting in his own exhaust fumes with this number.

4. Hangover Cure - Coming into work with a bad hangover can really hurt productivity. So instead of just picking up the extra work for your friend, get them this wonderful cure. It's the everyday man's Christmas present. If they everyday man drinks everyday...

5. Velcro Shoes - Because tying knots takes a lot of brain power...

Christmas gift idea: Shake Weight

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

Wow. In all the marketing of this product noone thought, "hey, this just seems like a bad idea." I really can't believe that. But, somehow these commercials got made.

Gift 24 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Shake Weight

Christmas gift idea: obstacle course

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Everyone thinks that they can do an obstacle course. And it's for that reason that so many gameshows incorporate one into their programing. But the truth is, they just look painful.

Gift 23 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Obstacle course

Christmas gift idea: Bodyboard

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You'd think that something as simple as a bodyboard wouldn't need instructions. Apparently it does. WARNING: Make sure you reach water upon jumping toward waves of ocean.

Gift 22 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A bodyboard

Christmas gift idea: Port-a-Potty

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Port-A-Potty. Or Honeybucket. Or movable toilet. Whatever you call them, you might think that one would be an awesome Christmas gift. I mean who wouldn't love to have to dig catholes outside anymore? The problem arises when other people become jealous of your new found outdoor toilet and they want to sabotage it.

Gift 21 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A Port-A-Potty

Christmas gift idea: Spiderman costume

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

With great power comes great responsibility. And with a Spiderman suit hilarity is sure to come. Just because you wear the suit doesn't make you the superhero.

Gift 20 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Spiderman costume

Christmas gift idea: A live tree

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

I know what you're thinking. But Casey, a live tree would be a great gift. Help the world stay green. Right? Wrong. Because then the person you gave the tree to feels obligated to plant the tree in their yard. And chances are they might plant it too close to their house. Then they'll decide to remove the tree years later when it's REALLY big. And as the video shows, that's easier said then done.

Gift 19 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A live tree

Christmas gift idea: swing set

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Sure swing sets can be fun. Feeling like you're flying. But what if you something goes wrong? Then I'm sure your friends will laugh at you forever. Much like this kid.

Gift 18 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A swing set

Christmas gift idea: Picture book

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

At first I was going to list a picture book as a bad idea for anyone over 8. But then I saw the following infomercial. Now I'm thinking this guy might need one.

Gift 17 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Picture book

Christmas gift idea: Wii tennis racket

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

The Wii is awesome. I have one. Brandon has one. We like the Wii around here at JustSON. However, I've seen these accessories for the game. You don't need them to play and after watching the following video, I'm never using them.

Gift 16 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Wii tennis racket

Christmas gift idea: Icy Roads

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

If you really wanted to ruin someones day, then give them an icy road. Perhaps a road like the one featured in the video.

Gift 15 of the 24 worst gifts ever: An icy road

Christmas gift idea: The Flex-O-Ladder

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

When I buy I ladder the last thing that I want in the name is "flex." I want a sturdy ladder that is solid. With no flex. If there is flex then bad things happen. Watch the video. Although the guy just keeps going despite getting a concussion, he's not helping his cause.

Gift 14 of the 24 worst gifts ever: The Flex-O-Ladder

Christmas gift idea: Katana Sword

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Swords are a bad idea. Unless you're a trained ninja, which 98% of us are not, then don't play with them. Don't believe me? Just watch the infomercial where the guy is selling them. Nothing good comes of owning a cheap sword.

Gift 13 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A Katana Sword

Christmas gift idea: A puddle

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

The sun comes out and dries up your gift. All you wanted to do was jump around in your puddle but you couldn't even do that before it dried up because an elk was. Sadness.

Gift 12 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A puddle

Christmas gift idea: Pet Rhino

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Rhinos are big creatures. They are meant to run around in the fields of Africa. Not snuggle with you on your coach. Plus, as the following video shows, even talking rhinos are kinda' rude.

Gift 11 of the 24 worst gifts ever: A pet rhino

Christmas gift idea: Killer Robot

It's that time of day! Time for the "24 days of bad Christmas gifts!"

Everyone thinks that having a robot would be cool. I used to. But not all robots are going to look like Rosie and do your chores. Some could look like the one in this video. Bad gift idea. Just stick to remote control cars.

Gift 10 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Killer Robot

Christmas gift idea: The Tiddy Bear

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I seriously did not think they were saying "tiddy" during this commercial. Plus, could you imagine getting this? "Here honey, you always nag me in the car about your seat belt. Put this bear on your tiddy and you'll be fine."

Pervert bear is more like it.

Gift 9 of the 24 worst gifts ever: The Tiddy Bear

Christmas gift idea: Extenze

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How awkward a Christmas morning would this be. You wake up and run to the tree to see what Santa left you. There is your Uncle Bob opening his present from your Aunt Judy. At first you think it's gum, but then you see the container. And realize that Jimmie Johnson has sold his soul for a dollar, and a larger....

Gift 8 of the 24 worst gifts ever: Extenze

Christmas gift idea: The Gazelle

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I wouldn't buy this product just because of this commercial! But then again, if you gave it someone they can always work on their "butt-OH-tocks!"

Gift 7 of the 24 worst gifts ever: The Gazelle

Christmas gift idea: Slender Shaper

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Who needs to go to the gym anymore? Buy one of these silly belts and you'll be able to "watch the fat melt away" as the commercial states. It's like a fat melting magic machine! Just hook it up and bounce around. And guys, good luck if you give this to your ladies. Because you are sure to get slapped.

Gift 6 of the 24 worst gifts ever: The Slender Shaper