That NCAA Tournament Bracket Guy

1. The guy that picks Duke to go all the way, every single year. 

2. The guy from a small school who has his school penciled in for the Final Four even though his school has won only 14 games all season.

3. The guy who filled out a women's NCAA Tournament bracket. And went out on a limb and said UConn is winning it all.

4. The "Do you want to join my Tournament Bracket Pool" Guy. Really? Did you have to hack into my email and invite all my relatives?

5. The guy that bases his entire bracket off of which mascots would win in a fight.

6. The guy that gives you a 30-minute run down on each team and why they'll do what he just said. You avoid him at the water cooler.

7. The guy that put his house on the line for the bracket. Luckily, his mortgage is bad.

8. The guy that does the Dickie-V impression at least three times a day.

9. The guy that picks a school because they're good at football.

10. The guy that doesn't fill out an NCAA Bracket. He's much too busy playing World of Warcraft.