Reasons why you're still single

You actually believe all those McCain-Obama election polls that ask 3,000 people who they're going to vote for.

3,000 -- 300 million people... yeah there's a pretty big difference.

Epic Photo of Greatness

I would be crying too if I were wearing a Hillary Clinton beanie. Who gets the rights to produce this stuff? Nike? Adidas? Walmart? They need to have some sort of campaign gear store because who wouldn't buy a pair of Air Obamas?