March 29, 2010
Obama gets second shot at first pitch
So President Obama screwed up the first pitch during last year's MLB All-Star Game. It went in the dirt. He was wearing mom pants. It wasn't pretty. So the White Sox are giving him a chance to redeem himself.
The Washington Nationals are usually in the business of giving eighth or ninth chances to failed pitchers, but they'll be giving a recent retread a chance when President Obama throws out the first pitch before the team's opening day game against the Phillies next Monday.
Lets hope he picks a different set of pants this time.
January 25, 2010
December 2, 2009
I wouldn't call this Obama's war
I understand that Obama is now our president and he can't keep blaming the previous administration but the war in Afghanistan and Iraq are not his fault. He was put in a position where he couldn't please anyone, especially the right, no matter what he did. And here we are, sticking it out in Afghanistan, sending 30,000 troops and now the comparisons to Vietnam are flying everywhere.But let me be the first one (and I'm sure I'm the first one to do this) to agree with Obama's move. By reinforcing troops in Afghanistan, he's hoping to stop the decline of conditions in that country. However, this "winning" and "losing" concept by most Americans is completely ridiculous and unrealistic. In occupation wars such as the war on terror, troops are on the ground but there's no clearly defined battle lines or signs of progress except for the stability of the country itself. If Obama were to leave the same number of troops or pull out immediately, the destabilizing effects it would have in the region would be disastrous. So those that say "why are we wasting more American lives? Why are we risking more troops!?" are off base since a complete withdrawal would have basically been nixing the sacrifices that the military has made since the initial invasion of the country.
And it's funny how fundamental and value-based the Republicans are, and then they flip-flop, now questioning a war that they basically started. Saying it was a war we can not win. Calling it hopeless and a waste of American troops. Saying that it's just Obama pushing an agenda.
Sound familiar? It's what the left said about Iraq a few years ago. Funny how things have changed.
And funny how things have changed in Iraq, where violence is down and US forces are slowly reducing their numbers. But you won't hear anything positive about that, definitely not from the right. Apparently staying the course is fine when Bush is in office, but not when Obama is. Nevermind that the troop increase in Afghanistan may create the same result in Iraq. Yeah, there's no possibility that it's going to happen.
What is he supposed to do?
Full withdrawal may be years away, it may not be an option at all. I know Obama has set a time table but doesn't everyone realize that it could change regarding conditions. If things improve I'd imagine that troops coming home would happen. If they don't... we'll probably stick it out.
You know, that thing Bush did in Iraq, regardless of public opinion. And now look what is finally happening there.
Funny. Same philosophy. Different faces. Same criticism.
(This if from Political Burnout)
October 14, 2009
September 14, 2009
Epic Video: Kanye interrupts
Come on Kanye! Don't interrupt people!
July 15, 2009
Epic Photo of Greatness: President's pitching
Obama, despite all efforts by FOX to keep the first pitch away from the view of the American public due to crafty camera angels - barely got it to home plate and Albert Pujols had to scoot up to catch it. So what, I've seen a lot worse. A LOT WORSE.
Now say what you want about Dubya but he could pitch and he could fire it right down the middle. In fact, looking at this photo you can see a tag. I'm pretty sure that's Dubya's baseball card.Who would be the better pitcher?
June 26, 2009
At least Obama isn't playing around with interns
I'm sorry, but people who freak out over the president attending a baseball game need to chill out and gain some perspective. It's been a point of contention for McCain supporters and Obama haters since January that Obama is an avid sports fan. He appeared on SportsCenter during March Madness, filling out his bracket (which had UNC winning it all). He plays basketball regularly. And now, Obama will be at Busch Stadium in July to watch the American League All-Stars take on the National League All-Stars. Big whoop.
If you haven't noticed, Obama has been getting work done while doing all of this. The United States' image worldwide is improving in the post-Bush era. The automotive industry has great potential to rebound and hundreds of thousands of jobs are being created throughout all 50 states. Sure, there are a plethora of problems with our country, both big and small, but there always are and there always will be. When's the last time a president fixed every problem and satisfied every U.S. citizen? OK, just checking.
Listen, I'm not much of a political guy, but to jump on the president's case for being a sports fan is wrong. He's still only one man with a wife and kids and has his own life to juggle while being America's Top Dog. Of course he needs to allocate more time to his responsibilities as president than to his free time or his personal interests, but to those on his case for attending a baseball game or shooting some hoops, I say relax and think about it for a second.
For every hour he spends at a ball game, he's probably spending several weeks or months fixing what's wrong with this country. That's more than I'm doing or will ever do. And chances are, it's more than his critics are doing or will ever do.
I'll agree with that, although I'm sure Fox News will dig up the transportation bill on this one. The real problem with politics is that people choose sides, dig in and make no rational choices whatsoever.
The same kind of stupid criticism happened when Bush was is in office and now conservatives have just shifted roles. If you really step back and look at the whole picture you realize that the left and right factions are the same thing in different packaging.
As for Obama, I hope he doesn't do this.
June 3, 2009
Epic Photo: Obama needs a Q-tip
Saw this on Huckleberries Online. Here's the caption:Sculptor David Adickes works on his sculpture of President Barack Obama Tuesday at his studio in Houston. The 18 foot tall statue will be installed at President’s Park in South Dakota where Adickes’ sculptures of the previous 43 presidents are currently displayed. (AP Photo/David J. Phillip)
April 24, 2009
Montana to become the new Guantanamo Bay?
(Thinks about how the EWU Eagles can't make the post-season next year)
(Thinks about last year's Governor's Cup disaster)
Oh Goodie. This definitely gives me some ammo as an EWU fan.
Economic development officials in Hardin are looking at the soon-to-close detention facility in Guantanamo Bay as a possible fix for the jail sitting empty in Hardin.
President Barack Obama signed an executive order Jan. 22 to close the Guantanamo detention facilities in Cuba where hundreds of enemy combatants have been held since 2002. The closure is to occur in a year, during which time remaining detainees must be returned to their home countries or detained elsewhere.
Meanwhile, a 460-bed detention facility sits empty in Hardin. Built by Two Rivers Authority, the city's economic development arm, the facility was meant to bring economic development to Hardin by creating more than 100 high-paying jobs.
While leaders continue to look for contracts to open the jail, which was completed in 2007, people in Hardin have approached Two Rivers executive director Greg Smith saying they have the answer: Get the contract to hold those prisoners from Guantanamo.
Signs that your state sucks... you need a prison to revive the economy. Ladies and Gentlemen... the state of Montana!
January 26, 2009
Obama tells carmakers to shove it up their tailpipe
Our liberal, hippy agenda continues here at Just South of North, were we try to turn you poltical views to that of a person living in a tree for the past five years.That is why I've got to say something about Obama's recent signing of the Environmental Memoranda that allows states to enforce tougher emission standings. However, some people aren't drinking from the happy Earth Kool-Aid.
House Minority leader John Boehner, R-Ohio, said the decision could hurt American jobs, given Detroit's struggles.
“The president’s action today is disappointing," Boehner said. "The effect of this policy will be to destroy American jobs at the very time government leaders should be working together to protect and create them. Millions of American jobs will be placed in further jeopardy if automakers are forced to spend billions to comply with potentially dozens of different emissions standards in dozens of different states.”
Ahem (tightens tie, prepares to go Sean Hannity of Beohner's a**)
This original tailpipe law was proposed by Republican and Predator-Killer Arnold Swatzenagger, so shouldn't you be more disappointed in the actions of your own party members? Perhaps its because his state is drowning in a deep sea of smog?
And since automakers have already made a shift towards cleaner cars, how much would this effect them since people aren't buying gas-guzzling, fume-spewing SUVs in the first place.
It won't be this tailpipe law that will put American jobs at risk, it will be the oh thirty plus years of horrible foresight and old-time thinking when it came to developing cars that people wanted and bought. While everyone else was making small, fuel-efficient cars that were well-made, the big three Detroit Automakers were putting out boats and refusing to adjust to changes (namely the inclusion of foreign automakers) that anyone with half a brain could obviously see happening.
Yeah that's right, you come to Just South of North and the spin stops here.
January 20, 2009
Epic Photo: Commander-in-Chief
Barack Obama will be sworn in as president today, and while I really can't give any intelligent political analysis, I will give you a link to this story on ESPN about how he should tackle the problem of youth sports in America.The system needs to be fixed, too many kids are being left on the sideline. Let me quote a homeless man off of South Park when I say "Change?"
January 19, 2009
The Obama Gun Controversy
One thing that I've heard resoundingly from people is their worry that Obama is going to restrict gun rights, and apparently gun sales have increased drastically because of that.Eric Holder, Obama's choice for Attorney General, has caused gun owners hit the panic button. Their cause for freaking out? Here's a statement released by gunowners.org:
The incoming President’s choice for U.S. Attorney General, Eric Holder, is an anti-gun extremist who has assailed gun owners since his days in the Bill Clinton administration.
Holder, who served as Deputy Attorney General from 1997-2001, supports a 3-day waiting period for handgun purchases, one-gun-a-month rationing, licensing and registration of all gun owners, mandatory so-called smart gun technology, a lifetime gun ban for certain juvenile offenses and regulating gun shows out of existence.
Horror of horrors! A three day waiting period to buy a gun! I'm sure our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves right now.
Seriously folks, If that's what an anti-gun extremist is, than I'm really shocked we have gun laws at all in this country.
It's funny how so many people are fine with the Patriot Act and the liberties that it violates but as soon as somebody starts talking about putting you on a list if you own gun, everyone starts to get a little cranky. Rejecting a constitutional amendment (the right to bare arms) is not something a politician wants to undertake. Really, it's bad press.
I'm fine with the lifetime ban on kids that are found to be violent. Who in their right mind would be against it?
Problem is gun owners sometimes go to far to the extreme and can't meet somewhere in the middle. That's why they're painted as whack-jobs and nuts.
And me? Hey, I've carried my fair share of fire arms around. I'm no granola eating hippie like Jake Rehm, I've even shot a thing or two while hunting. I just think that these gun owner organizations aren't speaking for the best interests of gun owners anymore, and that's a bigger crime than any three-day waiting periods.
January 15, 2009
The Wolf Debate: Conservation or Safety?
Recent debate about the reintroduction of wolves in many western states has brought up some interesting points, but seems to be largely about urban vs. rural people.I mean, nothing against living in the city but wouldn't you be less inclined to lift the grey wolves' (who were once on the edge of extinction) protection rights than the people who actually have to live in the same environment as wolves? And since most population centers are cities, doesn't that swing things towards the urban people's favor?
Now recently, the government is lifting it's protection of wolves after years of conservation efforts - here's an article from the Spokesman-Review:
Eleven months ago, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service announced that the federal government would stop managing wolves in the Midwest and Northern Rockies. Wyoming nearly immediately began to allow unregulated hunting in most of the state, while Montana and Idaho began plans for tightly controlled hunting seasons. An environmental lawsuit ensued, and a federal judge restored protections in July.
On Wednesday, six days before President Bush leaves office, agency officials announced that they think they’ve answered the judge’s concerns and are again lifting federal protections for wolves.
The decision applies in Montana and Idaho, portions of Washington, Oregon and Utah, and the upper Midwest. Wyoming is excluded, until the state comes up with a management plan that federal biologists say won’t threaten the species.
Listening to plenty of people around my hometown, there's plenty of malice towards these creatures, namely because no one wants to be stalked by one or have their animals stalked by them.
And that's where I have to step in, the number of wolves is really negotiable and it's not like they're running over the countryside. However, while you want the wildlife to recover to acceptable levels, you don't want them to become too numerous. With wild areas and human populations converging, encounters are only going to continue to increase and wolves aren't the most compatible things with human beings.
Some speculate that Obama may reverse the protection ruling, which I would strongly disagree with. While you're going to have some people that go out and hunt wolves, I'm pretty sure these natural predators can outsmart Joe Bob and his mudflapped pickup truck. The losses would be negotiable if game wardens and the departments of wildlife could come up with a wolf hunting regime that was very strict (like elk hunting) and then grant ranchers special rights to hunt wolves if they're a problem.
Maybe you wouldn't allow hunting at all? Who knows? Main thing is though, you don't want the wolf population to explode - there's a reason our ancestors hunted them into near extinction - they're dangerous.
Smart management is what should happen, although when it comes to government, that sometimes doesn't happen.
November 4, 2008
Obama is Remembering the Titans
After his speech in Chicago, the music from the studio was cued, and it seemed only fitting it was "Titan Spirt" from the epic picture Remember the Titans.
In case you don't know, here is the song:
If you don't get inspired through listening to this song, then I am not sure what will.
Using this song seemed like the perfect choice. It came from a movie about unifying a team, having players of all races work together to win, and overcome the trials that come with doing that.
This presidency will prove to be about doing the same thing. This election proved to be about unifying a nation, having people of all races come together, and now we, as a country, must face the trials that will be coming.
Campaign '08 is over, and I believe it was truly epic.
November 3, 2008
Why I'm Communist

No, I'm actually a pretty moderate American, but here's a couple things about the elections that bug me.
- Saturday Night Live only gets funny around this time.
- College students complaining about how politicians talk out of their butt, and then the same college students talk out their butts about politics.
- College Republicans/Democrafts... aka... one step below people who play WoW.
- Obama's skinny legs.
- Fox News declaring McCain the winner last week.
- CNN declaring Obama the winner last week.
- The New York Times endorsing Obama for supreme chancellor.
- No Ross Perot on the ballot.
- Canada
But other than that... get out and vote!
October 30, 2008
Reasons why you're still single
3,000 -- 300 million people... yeah there's a pretty big difference.
April 13, 2008
BREAKING NEWS! Democrats go Emo
After extensive research by the Democrat think tank that recommended John Kerry as their presidential nominee in the election of 2004, a conclusion by party officials that the best way to reach college students is to go emo.
"Trust me dudes, Hilary is down with emo, so is Barack," said a highly-place party leader. "Do you think John McCain ever felt the pain of not being loved by his own parents? No, he was a war hero, everybody loves a war hero."
Photos on the Internet have surfaced showing a eye-shadowed Hillary Clinton, wearing a t-shirt from Hot Topic, dodging sniper fire.
The new strategy seems to be gaining ground among college students.
"I love that Barack and Hillary finally understand who I am," said Shelly Monoloham, a major in physiology. "I hear Barack owns a Invader Zim backpack and cuts himself when he loses a state in the primaries."
Facebook groups such as "Republicans: they don't listen to Good Charlotte" and "John McCain doesn't wear girl pants."
Republicans have responded to the emo backlash lethargically.
"Well, we like to cater to constituents who aren't at risk of suicide," said one party official. "And makes lots and lots of money. You do the math with emo kids."
As surge in the polls for the democrats has become apparent in the 18-25 demographic. Roughly 90 percent of all college-age votes so far have been towards the left in primaries, which accounts for a complete shift of .00008 of the vote.




