Reasons why you're still single... T-shirts you own

If you own these t-shirts. Chances are you've probably seen nobody naked in the last 2 years (porn doesn't count).

Reasons why you're still single... Star Wars T-shirts

You wear this on your first date with someone. And make Chewie noises.

Epic Photo: Chewie throwing out the first pitch

As you can tell, I like Star Wars. A lot. But when you see photos like this... how can you not like what Star Wars has given me and the millions of other guys out there that will end up living in their parent's basement. It's fantastic!