Showing posts with label Art Shell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Art Shell. Show all posts

April 29, 2009

Things that were bigger blowouts than Nuggets 121, Hornets 63

Things didn't go exactly as planned for the New Orleans Hornets when they lost to the Denver Nuggets 121-63 in the playoffs two nights ago. As my friend Colin said...

"That's like spotting the other team one half of basketball."

If that were only the case. Luckily, we here at JustSON don't like to dwell on the past failures of other people (How many World Series have the Yankees won since 2001, yeah that's right, NONE). That's why I present you with "Things that were bigger blowouts than Nuggets 121, Hornets 63"

1. Titanic vs. Iceberg, 1912, Northern Atlantic.
It sunk only slightly quicker than the XFL.

2. The Dinosaurs vs. the Meteor, 65 million years ago, planet earth.
They had about as much chance as the Detroit Pistons did against the Cleveland Cavaliers.

3. The US vs. Iraq, 1991, the Persian Gulf.
Would Saddam Hussein be the Persian Gulf equivalent of Art Shell?

4. Gravity vs. Person who doesn't have a parachute, much too often, skydiving weddings.
Better hope the groom has life insurance.

5. Mini van parents who think they can afford a $500,000 house with a 25,000 a year income and banks that accept them vs. the reality of the US economy, just happened, everywhere.
Well at least now we can worry about the swine flu?

January 6, 2009

Stay away from this man

So the Seattle Seahawks think that the best way to improve their team is to hire a man that just went 0-16 with the Detroit Lions?

...the Tribune and the Seattle Times reported that Marinelli was in Seattle on Monday to interview with the Seahawks, purportedly for the defensive coordinator's job, even though current coordinator John Marshall has not been dismissed yet.

The good news is that Chicago's head coach Lovie "I'll keep playing my quarterback no matter how many back-breaking interceptions he makes" Smith, has already extended an offer to Marinelli to join his staff.

Art Shell is also available too, guys.