Donut Seeds

Finally! They have come out with a seed that Brandon would actually like to grow in his garden. And by garden I mean the moss covered area behind the dumpster near his house.

Check it out:

Reasons why you're still single... coffee

It's alright if you like your coffee in the morning, but throwing stuff around the office, shoving co-worker's children and demanding to see the person that is in charge of your "prison" might be a little much.

Oh and fire-bombing that Denny's because all they had at decaf was a tad on the extreme side.

But we're not judging or anything. You just won't get a date.

The Northwest stinks when it comes to food

I love the Northwest. It's the perfect place for me to backpack around in my sandals and talk about how great soccer is and how we need universal healthcare. There's also plenty of Brazilian flute bands and Canadians to give the area a fully-rounded feel to it.

However, when it comes to food, what does the Northwest have? Consider the following regional food designations...

Northeast - Clam Chowder and Dunkin Donuts
South - Everything fried and bad for you
Midwest - Pretty much anything BBQ or involving beer.
Northwest - ??? Starbucks?
The rest of the West - Carl's Jr.

You see the regional crises that we're having? What is the Northwest known for? One guess would be apples, but those are grown and you actually don't do any "cooking" so to speak of.

What does that leave us with?

There's some wineries along the Columbia, making us a bunch of snobs. There's potatoes in Idaho which means we are pretty good in the minds of the Irish. There are goats cows in Montana, but they don't use them for cooking (eww) and there's seafood along the coast, but it's not as well known as seafood from Maine and Alaska (where the crabs are on roids).

It's so depressing, I may just go to McDonalds.