Really guys, don't screw this one up, because girls always remember Valentines Day. They have a memory like the Rain man when it comes to this sort of thing. Remember that time you got her that DVD copy of "Angels in the Outfield" and it didn't exactly spark her interest.Yeah don't let that happen again.
Here's a couple of other things that you shouldn't do...
1. Spend the evening watching the latest episode of Smash Lab on the Discovery Channel with her.
2. Chuck-E-Cheeses. While this was a wonderful haven of magical animatronic creatures and plastic ball pits that inspired dreams of wonderment when you were eight. However, it's not going to get you laid when your 22.
3. Dressing up like a Superhero and running around the house trying to save your girl. Don't dress your pet dog as a superhero ever.
4. Ask to skip all the Valentines' Day foreplay and getting down to business.
5. Videotape it.
6. Go to dinner with your parents.
7. Go around telling people that its alright to be single on Valentines day. Not like that one hasn't been done before. You're basically Dick Cheney saying global warming isn't happening.
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