April 2, 2008

The study shows....

MSNBC posted a story about 10 studies that have been conducted to discover results that were very obvious.


Here are the findings of the 10 studies:

1. Un-athletic kids are unpopular at school.
2. Materialistic teenagers are just insecure.
3. Teenagers drink to have fun.
4. Sleep and caffeine combat sleepiness.
5. Vacations are better without your cellphone.
6. Loneliness sucks.
7. Rock stars live fast, die young.
8. Standing is better for you than sitting.
9. Long ambulance rides make you more likely to die .
10. You catch the cold in winter.

Well, we here at Just South of North, being the budding science students we are (Casey got an A in 4th grade science, and Brandon ate a frog) decided to conduct some studies of our own.

Here are our results:

1. If you don't shower, you will stink.
- Despite our roommates pleas, two weeks and still counting.

2. Squirrels eat nuts.
- And they hide them in the fall.

3. Rain is wet.
- And wet t-shirt contests RULE!

4. If you drive your car through the mud, it will get dirty.
- Brandon's car is now stuck in a bog somewhere just outside Cheney.

5. The Miami Dolphins Suck
- Apparently, their entire team was cut from an AFL roster earlier this season

6. Bubble gum sticks to your shoe.
- And in the carpet, and in the girl who sits in front of you hair, and under desks.

7. If you work out you will sweat.
- See number 1.

8. Not tying your shoes can result in falling.
- Use Velcro.

9. Getting Fat sucks
-You may find yourself becoming the pain in every KFC employee's side.

10. Studying will help you get better grades.
- This one is still being tested. Neither of us have yet to study for a class, so we are just basing this on others that sit around us in class.

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