Question: What type of bear is best? Black bear.

The FOX show Prisonbreak may never have happened, had the inmate been placed in the Louisiana State Penitentiary. The reason, 10 400-pound black bears live on the prison grounds.

"None of our inmates are going to try to get out after dark and wander around when they might run into a big old bear. It's like having another guard at no cost to the taxpayer," said Warden Burl Cain.

In addition to the bears, many other types of animals call the prison grounds home. Including gators, rattlesnakes, wild pigs and of course guards.

In other news, a man in Fort Worth, Texas was arrested when he tried to cash a stolen check. The item that tipped off the clerk was the fact he was cashing the check for $360 billion dollars. Yeah, that's not common at all.

Speaking of stupid people, a woman in Manchester, N.H. was arrested when her car was found in a parking lot. With a "NO PARKING" sign and post smashed into the grill. When the police showed up, they found her sleeping in the car with marijuana on her. Police are now trying to figure out where she hit the sign. My guess, probably the parking lot.