That NFL Fan

With the NFL in full swing and everyone slowly getting into football mode, the plethora of annoying fans have once again awoken from their summer hibernation. Usually unshaven and slightly overweight, these people are the reason you’d rather just watch the game at home in front of your flat screen.

That Raiders fan

They’re drawn to the rebel nature of the Raiders. They believe that the Oakland boys stand for something mean, something tough, something that harkens back to the old school days of football.

In actuality, the only thing the Raiders are is terrible.

That Patriots fan

Keep sharp objects away from them. Also keep any Jets paraphernalia under lock and key. And don’t mention anything that rhymes with “Brady.”

That Seahawks fan

Plotting to kidnap Josh Brown before the Seahawks-Rams game is a little extreme. Especially when they’re planning to wear their Shaun Alexander jerseys to frame the former NFL MVP.

That Eagles fan

Can they put the cheesesteak down? Please? They’re dripping it all over the remote. And they have no right to undo the top button on their jeans because they’re full.

That Cowboy fan

They’ve got a receiver that’s drawn to trouble and a quarterback that’s dating Daisy Duke. They’ve got a guy that makes it rain in strip clubs. They have a coach that looks like Yoda.

And for some reason they’re not worried about their team at all. Are they on anti-depressants?

That Texans fan

Still looking for one…

That Packers fan

Did anyone tell them that Favre is playing for the Jets? Wearing his jersey is kind of akward, especially for the Packer’s management. He’s not on the team anymore. Wait, they’re all wearing Favre jerseys? Serious?

That Jets fan

They need to wipe that smile of their faces…

That Bills fan

Funny how they all seem to come out of the woodwork in Spokane after Buffalo beat Seattle.

That Red Wings fan

How the hell did they get in this list? It’s cause they’re annoying no matter what sport you’re a fan of.

That Lions fan

Here’s the sad part about these kind of people. They’re everywhere and they’re mentally insane. Hope that makes you feel safe.

That Steelers fan

Here’s the annoying part about these kind of people. They’re everywhere and they have a moustache.

That BC Tigers fan

Go back to Canada