December 10, 2008

Man loves bot

I don't know what to say about this one, except that COD and WoW players around the world are now celebrating.

A BOFFIN too busy to find real love has INVENTED his idea of the perfect woman – a female ROBOT.


Inventor Le Trung, 33, created Aiko, said to be “in her 20s” with a stunning 32, 23, 33 figure, shiny hair and delicate features.

She even remembers his favourite drink and does simple cleaning and household tasks.

... ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Le, a child genius who was put in a class for talented youngsters, made his first robot when he was just eight years old.

He began work on Aiko two years ago in the home he shares with his brother.

But the stress of working on such a difficult project became too much for Le and he suffered a mild heart attack in November last year.

“It was shocking to have a heart attack at the age of 33,” he admits. “But the doctors said I’d been doing too much.

“I may need to have Aiko look after me one day.

“She doesn’t need holidays, food or rest and she will work almost 24-hours a day. She is the perfect woman,” he said.

“People have mixed reactions when they meet Aiko,” he said.

I'M SURE THEY DO

He said he did not build Aiko as a sexual partner, but said she could be tweaked to become one.

OF COURSE.

This reminds me of that episode of Futurama where Fry gets a robot girlfriend, and makes the trend popular. However, every guy gets a robot girlfriend, basically bringing down civilization since our society is basically based on being a productive human being so you can get a mate and kids. Since guys no longer had to impress girls, everything fell apart.

Funny concept. And yet it's actually a reality now.

2 comments:

  1. This takes creepy to a whole new level. Now all the nerds out there who can't talk to a girl don't have too. The sexual part was a bit much though. Icky.

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  2. I bet he could sell these on ebay.

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