The Fish n' Flush

Yesterday I talked about having to flush a lot of fish. How about a toilet made for fish?

Think I'm joking. I only wish. I'm talking about the Fish n' Flush. Yes, it is a toilet that is full of fish.

Here's the official description:

Fish 'n Flush is a patented, two-piece aquarium toilet tank, designed by AquaOne Technologies, Inc., an innovator of water-management systems.

Fish 'n Flush fits most two-piece toilets and turns the bathroom into the center of attention with its unique design of an aquarium that wraps itself around a clear inner tank.

Bizarre.

The toilet tank takes the place of your existing tank. You can also buy accessories for the tank and change the background color.

Here's how it works:

Both fresh water and salt water can be added to our 2.2-gallon aquariums, but live coral should not be used. Fish 'n Flush provides a dual-filter system, making it safe for children. It also provides two nine-inch plastic plants, a fill valve, and a complete flushing system. All you need are water, fish and food.

I know that most people like to watch fish because it relaxes them, but seriously when are you ever going to enjoy this thing?

When you're sitting on it you can't see the fish, and when your hanging out in your house you're not just going to hang in the bathroom. So I guess when you're brushing your teeth. Or maybe as a conversation starter.

"Hey Bert, I was taking a poo in your bathroom. Did you remodel?"

"Naw Frank, it's just the new toilet I got."

"Oh, the fish one? Yeah, that was pretty neat. Great conversation starter."

"Yeah, it really is."

Awkward silence.

"So, want to go watch the game?"

"Anything is better than talking about your toilet."

You can view more at their Web site. CLICK HERE.