Headlines: I'm on a Boat! And it's near a Volcano! Crap!

How can you live in the Northwest and not love to talk about Volcanoes. I dunno, in fact, I wanted to study volcanoes before I learned how much school that would require and that I do suck at science experiments. Ask Casey, I burnt his eyebrows off once.

Anyways, a cool volcanic event is happening at the moment, as an undersea volcanoes erupting near the island of Tonga in the South Pacific. That's right, the Earth is baby-making right now and we can all watch it.

And while the volcano is blowing up, so is March Madness! I don't have a link but I will let you know that I did very well in my bracket yesterday with the exception of Western Kentucky upsetting Illinois. Other than that I was pretty darn happy but dreading the horrible day that awaits today because luck in the NCAA Tournament usually doesn't last two days in a row when it comes to brackets.

There is a tent city in Sacramento ... say hello to familiar images of the Great Depression. Now all that's missing is a pet monkey that can play the cymbals for spare change.

A judge ruled that you can't carry a loaded gun in national parks, meaning that Smokey the Bear will not be packing heat anymore.

We be havin' lots of babies out of wedlock. Well who can afford condom's these days?

A Dallas High School principal was having his kids cagefight... for the enjoyment of the school staff. REALLY? This is why I don't go to Texas, it's messed up down there.

And the Spokane Shock won their exhibition game this last Wednesday, meaning that they'll probably already do better than the Seahawks this year.