
Ladies and gentlemen, your quarterback for the 2009 Chicago Bears.
Meanwhile, I would really like to know what Matt Hasselbeck is doing right now. Playing Chess? Kicking it with Kerry Collins and Karl Malone in the club for bald men? Playing Cranium?
He seems to be enjoying himself. It looks like he is either about to vomit or something incredibly stupid. Actually it's probably both.
ReplyDeleteThe guy next to him looks like he is moving in for a big kiss!
ReplyDeleteROFL @ your playing cranium comment. Yeah do you blame Jay Cutlerfor enjoying Chi town? He was in boring denver for his entire NFL career!
ReplyDeleteI have to throw Dustin Pedroia's name into the "Bald and Under 40 Years Old" Hall of Fame while I'm here. Would he, Malone, Collins and Hasselbeck comprise the Mount Rushmore of bald athletes? I've done zero research and thinking about it, but they would all have to be serious candidates.
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