Actual things I overhead while watching my cousin's little league game

1. "Hit a grand slam!"
"No stupid, that's basketball!"

2. "Stop rolling down the hill and picking up grass, get a bat, you're on deck! And who gave you a McFlurry during the game?"

3. "Brandon, why are you sitting in a pink chair?" (this was true)

4. "Hey, the ball went through that kid's legs, kind of like that guy in the World Series, what's his name?"

5. "Swing the bat with TWO HANDS! TWO HANDS! Good god! Watch out, bat in the crowd!"

6. "Stop running with your hands in your pockets!"