Here's the infamous "moat" that separates the Legends Suite seats with the Field Level seats of the new Yankee Stadium. If that's not a collective middle finger to your fan base, I don't know what is.Meanwhile at Safeco Field...
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeassseeeeee buy our tickets. Look, we have Ken Griffey Jr! Junior! The Kid! He's back! You can sit on his lap for all we care, just buy some tickets. Sure he's 40 pounds heavier and swings the bat like Blanche from 'The Golden Girls' but it's still the same guy. Hey homeless guy... want tickets to the game? We'll let you hold your sign up in the aisle way..."
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