No pants, no underwear, no frisbee

Walk onto any college campus around the US and holler, "Hey, anyone want to play a game of Ultimate Frisbee?" And you're sure to be pummeled by interested players.

Yes, it is that popular.

The rules are simple, catch, throw, catch again, no running, get into the endzone and one more. What was it? Hmmm...? Oh right! Wear pants.

One of the club teams for the University of Oregon forgot the last rule when they were at a competition in Corvallis, Oregon. (FYI, Corvallis is home to Oregon State University. Oregon and OSU like each other as much as UW and WSU like each other) in other words. Not a lot.

This team, has a team name of EGO. I guess it stands for Eugene Gentlemen's Organization. Anyway, the team EGO was a very high ranked team among club teams, and at the match against OSU five of the players removed their shorts and underwear and played.

Now the reasoning behind this action is not known but I guess they were supposedly wearing long shirts. Here's what I think really happened:

OSU player, talking to his teammates: "It's getting hot out boys. Let's take our shirts off."
(Remember a lot of frat guys play club and intermural sports)

EGO player: "Yuck, you're all sweaty. Don't rub against me!"

OSU: "I'm sweaty cause it's warm out. I'm in a frat. Are you?"

EGO: "No, now let's play."

OSU: "I love my frat brothers. They are the bestest."

EGO: "Whatever. Let's play. And put your shirt back on."

OSU: "You should really join a frat. We never do homework and still get A's. We also play frisbee a lot and pop our collars. Oh! And we wear lots of pink shirts and think we're tough! I love frisbee!"

EGO talking to teammate: "We've got to do something awesome to these guys."

OSU: "OMG!!!! You took your pants off!!!! I'm telling!!!!" Then he runs away.

Moral of the story: Don't play frisbee without pants on.