The real HOT list

Today Maxim released their Top 100 Hottest Women of 2009. You can view the complete list here.

The list of course included Megan Fox (Transformers), Jessica Alba (Final Four), Jennifer Love Hewitt (Ghost Whisperer), Malin Akerman (The Watchmen) and Mila Kunis (That 70's Show).

Well since we as Just South of North would probably just drool all over ourselves if we ever saw any of these women in a bar (yeah, in case you didn't know, we're not the coolest cats) we decided to create our own Top 10 List of Hotness.

We weeded out some very close competition, and after much debate (mainly settled with games of rock, paper, scissors) we reveal our JustSON Top 10 List of Hotness.

10. The coffee Brandon spilled on his lap moments ago. He shrieked like a little girl, it was funny.

9. The Kansas City Royals. Ok, minus last night. They have been on a role and Zack Greinke has been on fire to start the season.

8. People with a fever. It feels like they are on fire. The only thing hotter is spontaneous combustion.

7. Which leads us to actual FIRE!

6. Tabsco. Rub this stuff on the edge of your buddy's cup. It is hilarious.

5. Just South of North. It's quickly becoming an Internet hotspot.

4. Facebook. I think it is slowly taking over the world. I also think this Internet thing might be catching on.

3. Tickets to the Seattle Sounders FC. These things are so hot Qwest Field had to open up another 2,000 seats to help meet the demand.

2. Jessica Alba. Duh, she had to make our list at some point.

1. The sun. It's very hot. To be exact, it is 27 million degrees at the core. Yes, that is even hotter than Jessica Alba.