Reasons why you're still single... LaserQuest

You place third in the Laser Quest competition in Spokane, Wash. after mowing down an army of 12-year olds. You do so well that they even call your name over the intercom.

And in an effort to gain a tactical advantage, you totally abandon the girls you went with to Laser Quest, so they pretty much get shot up during the game.

Now you're thinking about joining the "Members Only" club so you can get the two-dollar discount.