Worst places to clean

Today I had to clean. Spring clean. Which, is not much fun. Unless you like cleaning (which I do not).

Here's the JustSON Top 10 WORST places to have to clean:

1. An elephants butt. Pretty much self explanatory.

2. A college dorm room. My first roommate in college used to wash his dirty clothes, then bring the wet clothes up in a hamper, put it under his bed and leave it. The stench was overwhelming.

3. The kitchen in the photo above. Who knows what would be growing in there!

4. A high school bathroom. That place was disgusting. I remember that kids would smear poop on the walls. I feel very bad for high school janitors.

5. A pig farm. Pigs are gross. Pigs like their own filth. Pigs stink.

6. Between John Madden's ears. So much hair. So little time.

7. Under a roller coaster. Think of all the neat things you'd find there. Watches, change, wallets. Oh, and the not so neat things, partially digested corn dogs.

8. Frat bathroom. Two words, vomit and poop. Oh wait, one more. DISGUSTING.

9. The fattest guy in the world. You'd have to lift up all the rolls and make sure you scrubbed really really under them. You never know what you might find hiding in there.

10. The cat lady's house. Tons of fur, hairballs, cat urine and cat poop. Not a fun place to be. Not a fun place to be at all.