(1) They're wearing a "Orlando Magic, est. when they beat the Cavs in the Eastern Conference Finals 2009" t-shirt.(2) They think the Magic play in the XFL. And Larry Bird was a singer.
(3) They thing the shot clock is actually counting down to a point where they'll drop candy from the ceiling of the arena.
(4) They think Ron Jeremy is coaching their team.
(5) They think that if they win the NBA Finals, they get to play in the Super Bowl.
(6) They liked all the albums Michael Jordan released in the 1980s before he got all weird and liked little boys.
(7) They wondering what the pitching rotation for the next five days will be for the Magic and who will be leading off.
(8) They ask you when Brett Favre is going to come out retirement to play for them.
(9) They wonder why Dwight Howard isn't on NBA Jam: Tournament Edition.
(By the way, how amazing would it be to have Lebron and Dwight Howard on NBA Jam. I can't even imagine the rankings, it would be quite surreal. Somebody needs to come out with a game mod.)
(10) They can't wait for their team to finally hoist the Stanley Cup.
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