Man Card Rules: Never wake up in something pink

Unless its totally not yours and you mistakenly put it on in the middle of the night because you couldn't see. And you'd better have a damn good excuse why other people's pink stuff is in your room.

In other words, it better be your significant other. Or you better of had the greatest random hookup experience of you life.

Otherwise, you should probably just stick to the Ninja Turtle stuff.