June 10, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... you're a Orlando Magic fan

If you're celebrating the fact that the Orlando Magic are back in the NBA Finals after winning the third game... don't. They're still down 2-1, they still had to shoot a disgusting 62 percent from the field and they still eeked out a victory over the Lakers. If Los Angeles makes their free throws, its a much different game.

And don't even talk to me about respecting the Magic when their own fans don't show up all regular season, making Amway Arena quieter than a church and then suddenly when they're in the playoffs and the Finals, the place becomes a "madhouse."

You're way too busy front-running to be having a girlfriend.

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