June 27, 2009

Reasons why you're still single... fireworks

You're spending Saturday afternoon with duct tape, a fuse and gunpowder. These are the tools you use to make your world famous fireworks, the power of the devices not yet known because you're completely making these things up as they go.

Throw in some brake cleaner, other flammable materials, shotgun BBs, and a myriad of other terrible things and you're a "Rescue 911" episode waiting to happen.

Hope you have a happy 4th of July!

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