To the sports columnist that criticizes Lebron for not shaking hands

(1) Look at that photo to your right. The only time you got that far up in the air was when you were reaching for double sprinkles at Dunkin Donuts.

(2) Don't talk about sportsmanship and your softball beer league or the time you played JV basketball. If I wanted to know how washed-up, nonathletic, uncoordinated people played sports, I'd watch the Washington Nationals.

(3) Lebron's ego is so inflated because he has a Muppet of himself? What? Bird would shoot with the other hand because he was bored and that's not disrespectful or showing that he has a big ego?

(4) So tell me again why you chose Cleveland to beat Orlando in the series? You didn't flip flop at all did you? No sir, you're a member of the media.

(5) Classless? Kind of like attacking A-rod with a book with hearsay and unnamed sources?

(6) How many times do you shake the hand of the other newspaper reporter that scooped you on a story? Exactly.