Epic Photo: Every NFL player should wear these instead of helmets

Thank you Sheldon Brown for doing something AWESOME during pregame intros for the Eagles. However, the NFL did fine him $10,000 because they're super lame and all-powerful.

I haven't been this impressed since somebody wore a Ryan Leaf mask and carried prescription drugs around before pregame intros... okay, just kidding, that was actually Ryan Leaf himself.

What's wrong with a little props though? The Mariners Bullpen had their helmets from "Gladiator" and Clinton Portis wears a different costume every time he does a press conference.

I mean, NFL, does that not look like the coolest thing ever? Can the man have a little leeway?