October 12, 2009

Boobs cause accident

I don't wish I were making this up. A large set of breasts caused an accident at the Miss Plastic Beauty Contest in Hungary. And no, Casey and I were not in attendance.

Disaster struck the Miss Plastic fake breast competition today when the pageant’s favorite suffered a breast-induced accident and was forced to withdraw.

Blonde and busty Alexandra Horvath was forced to exit the Miss Plastic beauty contest in Hungary after her large fake breasts caused her to topple over and tear a ligament in her foot.

The Miss Plastic beauty contest is only open to women who have had their breast augmented. It was created by women with fake boobs who were fed up with being unable to participate in conventional beauty pageants.

Ms. Horvath suffered her unfortunate injury just after completing the breast examination stage of the contest. She scored very highly in the section and was congratulated for her fine “bodywork” and lack of scars. It was at this point that her large breasts caused her to lose balance and fall over.

You're either thinking two things. (1) Brandon you're a perv for putting this on the blog, how can you be such a jerk or (2) that's.... soooo.... awesome.

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