Another reason you're single... college basketball for 24 hours straight

24 hours of college basketball on ESPN? Might as well stay up all night and watch the games. After all it's not like you have work in the morning or anything. What's this? A hideabed couch? Perfect you can just pull out the best and watch college basketball. It's like the most perfect setup ever. Who cares about work! Time for live college basketball at 1 a.m. in the morning.

Granted nobody will be sharing the couch with you, but hey! College basketball is the most important thing right now.