November 12, 2009

Reasons why you're single... Terrorized by a Hamster


You franitcally call and text your friends because you hear something scurrying around in your vents. Thinking you have mice, you turn on the heat in an effort to heat out the culprit, but get too scared and call the maitenience guy. Obviously he's not going to find anything and leaves. Then you talk to your neighbor who's missing their hamster and after opening a heat vent, the little guy is revealed.

Yep, you got scared by a hamster. Wow. And now you feel terrible for trying to turn the heat on to kill the little guy.

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