Things I'd rather see than the Yankees win the World Series

Okay I'm trying to be mature here, but with the New York Yankees winning their 27th World Series Title, I felt a need to write this. Things I'd rather see than the Yankees winning the World Series.

• A Rosanne Barr striptease.
  

•  Any one of the other major-league baseball franchises winning a World Series. The defunct ones too. Heck it could of been a team of old-timers who stumbled into the Pittsburgh Pirates locker room, anyone but the Yankees.
• The Lakers winning the NBA Finals with Stephon Marbury at point guard (and him doing YouTube Videos during timeouts)
• The creation of the "Ghost Hunter Network" where all they show is those crappy "we're looking for ghosts" reality TV shows that basically consists of a bunch of stupid overweight guys prancing around old houses looking for "ghosts" and then making up noises they hear. 24 hours. 7 days a week. I would have no remote. Just this channel. I would take this over the Yankees.
• This Miss Northern Canada Beauty Pagent, complete with an armpit hair part of the contest.
• Iran taking over the world and installing OctoMom as the supreme ruler.
• Gili 2 staring Ben Affleck and the latest actress who has their career killed by dating him.
• The Al Davis Variety Comedy Show starring Tom Cable.
• The Matt Stairs workout video.
• A Gonzaga exhibition game against a Canadian team with absolutely no chance.
• A UNC team against a Gonzaga team with absolutely no chance.
• Somebody running at me with a vat of molten metal.
• The T-2000 from Terminator 2 bearing down on me.
• The XFL2.
• Any UFL game.
• A University of Montana instructional video on how incoming freshmen can best catch wild animals for their pelts.
• The WNBA for 72 hours straight.

As you can see, I'm not a happy camper at the moment.