November 10, 2009

Why vampires suck... fashion sense.

Let me present the following...

Dude, this isn't the seventies, and you don't play baseball. Lose the 'stache.

Unless you're a butler this isn't even remotely cool. And you're paler than Sammy Sosa.

Way to rip off the Caption Morgan pose. Instead of Dracula your name should be Admiral Nelson.

Wow, only Prince after four jack and cokes would be happy to wear this outfit.

So as you can see vampires suck at dressing themselves. Luckily, I do have another photo of a non-vampire that should make you happy.


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